zeldathemes
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
  #ahhhaha    #what is air    #i can't  
peacelovefairytales:

(x)

peacelovefairytales:

(x)

  #frozen    #fanart    #anna    #art nouveau    #ahh  

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

  #lmao    #indeed    #spiders    #kill the fucker  

chloederp:

yeevil:

theeverydaygoth:

My roommate knocked a mason jar over but we didn’t know how to dispose of the glass in our dorm so now it’s sitting on our dresser. I made a museum plaque for it.

V v good art.

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10/10 would nod pretentiously at

In this piece, the artist (anonymous) indicates the frailty of the human race, redeemed only by the ever looming sense of chaos which propels man to amend his wrongdoings.

10/10 would pretentiously stare at through monocle

  #dying    #what is air  

acciobrandon:

Love from the princesses.

  #THAT LAST ONE    #THEY TOTALLY SHIP IT    #HNNNNNNG    #DISNEY    #cast members    #face characters    #merida    #elsa    #anna    #rapunzel    #belle    #tiana    #snow white    #jasmine    #ariel    #cinderella    #aurora  
arabicgrl:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

only arabic people can do this

arabicgrl:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

only arabic people can do this

  #eyeliner game too strong    #what even  

boysbooksandbandsohmy:

bluescreenofthedead:

faceboored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life

  #true shit    #goddamnit tumblr  

Eyes in the XIII trilogy

Eyes in the XIII trilogy

  #hnnng    #k bai    #my heart    #this cg    #crying    #ff13 trilogy    #ff13  
queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

  #bamf    #what even    #i can't stop staring  
sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

  #goddamnit    #what is air    #AHHA  
nopuedobro:

here’s to anon (and bad habits)

nopuedobro:

here’s to anon (and bad habits)

  #reblogging for the tags    #oi u    #u underage little shit    #<33    #stop being so photogenic    #nopuedobro    #no stop    #at least do hookah  
anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

  #srs    #she's gonna do good    #lmao  

thebestsoylatteyoueverhadandme:

shfifty-five-en-half:

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

Brb, crying

  #crying    #k bai    #the princess bride  

flomation:

Part 10/?

Part 9: x

  #what    #i don't even    #goddamnit tumblr  

donaldbump:

this deserves waay more notes

  #what